After leaving prison, dwarf criminal Calvin Sims joins his moron brother Percy to steal an expensive huge diamond for the mobster Walken. They are chased by the police, and Calvin hides the stone in the purse of executive Vanessa Edwards, whose husband Darryl Edwards wants them to have a baby. Percy convinces Calvin to dress like a baby and be left in front of the Edwards' house to get inside it and retrieve the diamond. Darryl and Vanessa keep Calvin for the weekend and decide to adopt him, while Walken threatens Darryl to get the stone back.
